The poor (literally) souls working at what is now called EDS- An Hp Company, just got another kick in the groin. The 5% pay cut wasn't enough, so now they're giving an additional 10% pay cut as reported over at ZDnet.
Fuck that! Hey Mark, who the fuck do you think you are? Fucking with people's lives? I didn't see you offer to take a bigger pay cut here....wtf?!
The really poor fucks who make less than $40,000 are exempt from this - boy, gee, thanks!
And the kicker is, per the press release is the cut is a, "temporary reduction of 10 percent in base salary effective for April 2009"
Temporary? Fucking great! Temporary until when? Want to know my guess?
In three months, they'll send out a note that says, basically, "I am Mark Hurd. Once I fucked you for 5% of your salary. Then a few weeks later, I decided to fuck you for another 10% of your salary, but I decided that this fucking was only temporary. Well, upon further review, due to these fucking crazy economic times, not to mention how much I love to fuck you, these pay cuts are now permanent."
That's been how Hurd has rolled these things thru since he arrived at HP, a piece at a time. Don't hit ya with all of it at the same time.
Fuck that! And Fuck You Mark Hurd!
This all makes me so mad. I'm gonna go in and take a big shit on Mark Hurd's desk. Take that Mark Turd!
ReplyDeleteMark Hurd is suck a fucking dick! I hope he dies a painful death (hopefully soon).
ReplyDeleteMe cago en el espermatozoide y el ovulo que engendradron a Mark Hurd
ReplyDeleteBASTARD I dont want your leftovers, I wnat the money I deserve...
ReplyDeleteDesde el site de Costa Rica me cago en tu madre Mark, dos anos sin aumento q se cree este carepicha hijo de puta, fuck you mark
ReplyDeleteYes we all understand that we need to cut on costs due to the economic crisis. I believe most companies have done actions to cut costs BUT i have never heard anyone who did a PAYCUT as massive as Mark Hurd. It is difficult for the managers to keep competent employees because they are easily pirated by higher paying jobs outside of HP. Then the customer gets mad saying, why don't you have resources? We cannot close any deal because we don't have competent resources!! And who is responsible?? Did Mark ever think about what will happen if we lose valuable employees and eventually piss off customers?? NO HE DID NOT THINK ABOUT IT, HE DID NOT EVEN MAKE A SURVEY OR A STUDY, HE DID NOT MAKE HIMSELF ACCOUNTABLE FOR IT. If we don't have resource to deploy to the customer, it is US, THE MANAGERS who get the HEADACHE and NOT MARK HURD. So mark, if you are reading this, I AM TELLING YOU THAT HP IS IN BIG SHIT BECAUSE OF YOUR DECISION TO CUT SALARIES.
ReplyDeleteDon't take the optional pay cut then you tit. Only take the cut if you feel your shit at your job and are earning too much anyway! Mark cuts costs, that what he does. HP's in good shape and you're lucky to have a job you knob!
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ReplyDeleteMark me cago en ti y en hp es una gran mierda gracias a ti hijo de puta
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