HP Stock up 5% today. Does that mean we should let-off Mark today? Fuck no!
HP stock is still down 20% since he decided to cut everyone's pay. That's called Bad Karma. Hey Mark, FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR BAD KARMA.
These are custom mugs and have been stylishly designed to say, "I'm mad as hell and I want to tell Mark Hurd to FUCK OFF!" Problem is, you probably don't want all that profanity at the office, especially if you still have a job working for the Monkey Fuck himself, Mark "The Fuckinator" Hurd.
We've toned the message down a little, to just say FUMH. Of course "we" all know what the FUMH stands for.
Love it! But I would love to have one that says the whole message! Wish I could send him a message but he's probably so coddled that he would never see it.....
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Yes, FUMH. I would buy a mug if my job hadn't been sacrificed to make the quarter look a little better. Too bad that the 'survirors' in my department are unable to keep up with the engineering load and that quality issues are sliding into the field. Who cares, right? By the time our customers figure it out, the evil one will have taken his bonus and moved on. FUMH!
ReplyDeleteI just wonder. How much is he going to get for bonus this year 42.5 Million AGAIN!!!
ReplyDeleteSame fucking salary for more than 2.5 years and he just sent an email saying that we are not going to receive any raise!!! That God I'm almost out of this shit hole!!.... Message from Costa Rica.!
ReplyDeleteWe gotta fight for our rights, we have to stand for what is ours, that cock sucker will pay for what he has done!
ReplyDeleteMessage from Costa Rica! we every one says... FU a million times MU!
I hope to be outside HP very soon, with better grown oportunities. And to MH I just can say: "WHAT A SHAME" (to be polite)
ReplyDeleteTo my colleages in Costa Rica, LET'S GO ON STIKE !!!!!
Let's make this strike a reality. I want to see why other companies give bonuses and at least some minimal salary adjustments while we ge nothing but a miserable bonus for some employees. It's been 2 fucking years of the same crap. It is time for a change, and get the salary I should have had 1.5 years ago when I was promoted. FUMH!!!
ReplyDeleteI think we should really go on strike. I have the feeling nobody will do a thing which is CR bullshit. We should do something, we should fight as we did on april 11th 1856. We should take our headsets and throw them away and set fire to the whole bldgs.
ReplyDeleteJust heard on the radio that Amelia Rueda (broadcasts M-F FM 93.5 at 7am) will have a talk show on multinational (HP) employees going on strike since they haven't received salary raises for the last 2 years, HP's reason is everyone makes more than the minimun wages!!!
ReplyDeleteNow something else guys, nobody at HP has asked me if I want to stay at HP, I don't.., but I won't resign as they want me to..because I want my money (prestaciones) I am not going to give them a single penny. Give me my money and I will leave HP...it's not the only option to work at, other companies offer better benefits and a very decent salary,compared with what you have to do at HP.....
ReplyDeleteSTRIKE? yes ....but very well planned....
Even when the crisis is everywhere and the company has made such earnings they are keeping all to themselves. They give a damn about people effort. Want to stop spending money? WELL, WHY dont you start with your travel budget? If the Co is so proud of its adquired media resources, replace your crapy travels using them!!! Sure, it can save lot of jobs and raises.
ReplyDeleteCR representing!!! FUMH im out of this shit hole! thanks god, after 4 years and only $200 USD raised on the entired period! fucking bitches!! and Ann livermore its also a selfish bitch. I hope you fucking burn in hell! LOL
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same here in india .
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we too r working in same salary for more the 2 yrs
lets all HP employee go on for a strike , plan it well so that they can't route the calls any where.
We all support the cause for UK employees going on strike.
Thanks for the encouragement guys! Your comments forced me to design a FUVN cup for my CEO.... And don't ask who the fuck is VN!
ReplyDeleteHP slogan should be ''ask not what your company can do for you, but what you can do for your company'', having said that, don't do shit for this company anymore, extra mile my ass, I won't go a fucking inch further down the line for these stupid assholes, let's see if ''upper management'' is capable of finding a solution to a ticked off customer requesting assistance cuz his shitty HP device acts up.
ReplyDeleteanother job cut ...9000 this time... a good bonus pack for FUMH
ReplyDeleteYeah, they're "investing" a billion dollars in another 9000 job cuts. go figure...
ReplyDeleteWow, interesting website. Specially after Friday when Mark Turd himself got fired.... sorry, I mean "asked to leave" :D :D :D
ReplyDeleteAnyway, now we all know where our money went. On this FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!! She better be the best fuck on the planet, but I bet she is one of the crappiest!
Nvm, I got myself another job and will be telling these great news to my boss soon. Will be so fun to leave this worthless shithole they call "company".
My tip for everyone else: Any other company pays much better than HP for NOT doing 8 peoples job (yours + the job of 7 others that got fired over MH's girlfriend).