The results, as you might imagine, are astounding. A full 90% of voters told Mark to "Fuck Off!"
For those of you that are counting: That's 64 "Fuck Off's" and only 6, "I'm too afraid to tell Mark to Fuck Off!" Or perhaps one of those votes is the Fuckinator himself, Mark "Darth Turd" Hurd.
So there you have it ladies and gentlemen - Mark Hurd is a complete fuck. We have proof. The people have voted.
"Hey Mark, Fuck YOU!"
You can all return to your regularly scheduled program now.
The guy's gone thank Fuck! He got what was deserved!
ReplyDeleteThe fucker has been fucked...good riddance bad rubbish...
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Immense information there.
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It is many years later, but Fuck You Mark Hurd. We just had more flooding at the Hewlett Packard Enterprise. 2nd year in a row. If that fuck head Mark Hurd hadn't sold the nice part of campus and moved the world's #1 server company to a shitty warehouse near a creek, we wouldn't be dealing with annual floods. The part of campus he sold to a community college doesn't ever flood. Yes, Mark Hurd decided that those buildings were too nice for his own employees but they were just right for a freaking community college. Nice job asshole. If I could find you I would beat the shit out of you.
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